The Bestest Head(less)line

Would-be stickup man murders Queens topless tavern owner. He thinks of the bullet as evidence and  makes one stripper (a mortician’s assistant by day) cut off the corpse’s head. He puts it in a shoe box and lams with it and two dancers to 168th St., Manhattan, where the girls escape. Transit cops check him out and make the gruesome find.

KEEPA COOLA, BABY

Read aloud by Greg

 

Headless front pageJives gunman loon, name, Charlie Dingle
Snuffs grind joint boss, juices this jingle
Quits that corpse dead
Jumps off with head
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